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You Know…

…You’re Nine Months Pregnant When….

…you feel like you need a crane just to get out of bed…
…you find new and innovative ways to put on your pants…
…you have to hold on to something to put on your pants…
…your heartburn hurts more than your contractions…
…you shower, put on make up, do your hair, then decide it’s time to take a nap…
…you knock your belly into door knobs and kitchen counters…
…you mentally prepare yourself for (and sometimes debate) getting out of bed just to pee…
…you wear the same black yoga shorts every.single.day because they’re oh!so!comfy!…
…you pee your pants when you sneeze, cough, or sometimes laugh…
…you unfold and refold every onesie in the baby’s room twenty million times…
…you’re exhausted and you’ve only been up for an hour…
…you write a post titled You Know You’re Nine Months Pregnant WhenBecause YOU ARE!

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